Carmen Electra Because She’s Top Heavy

Here’s Carmen Electra hosting a party at Pangaea Nightclub as it celebrates its fourth anniversary with ‘A Night Under the Big Top’. I’d like to spend a night under Carmen Electra’s big tops. Get it? Because she’s a little top heavy, she’s got massive fake chesticles, her bikini stuffers are full, her honeydews are ripe, her snow globes are shaken up… You get the point.